animal fruit and mineral

"bear/pear and pear/bear" guest strip:

panel one:
(scene - bear is returning home after a long tiring day
at work)

panel two:
(bear opens the door to witness pear engaged in a lewd act with a
woman. subplot - here we realise that pear is actually always naked. he
is a pervert, a bastardised naturist. he's addicted to stripping and
scaring small children)
BEAR: oh my god! mum?!?

panel three:
PEAR: no, it's your grandma