raping for food
I thought we were gonna be raking the bucks in with our new song about the auspiciousness of mcdonalds and the beauty of the big mac ('ronald mcdonald touched my children'). Unfortunately "McDonald's will not pay an upfront fee, but intends to pay the artist between $1 and $5 each time a track is played on the radio."
Tight bastards. Is it time for Rebessiradio? McRebessiradio even, it looks so revolutionary.
posted by laurence @ 8:54 AM
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Why does no one write songs about the evils of Burger King?
I'm quite hungry now...anyone fancy mushroom and courgette risotto?
the same reason we don't masterbate our lovely sperm into vats of pepsi.
a risotto would be lucsious
that's a kind of tautolgy, really, like asking why we haven't got four arms; no one takes the piss out of burger king offering to pay people to mention them in songs because we don't hear news reports of them offering to pay people to mention them in songs. ergo.
but there are plenty of reasons to take the piss out of burger king, e.g. try ordering veggie burger and chips.
i suppose they're just easier to ignore.
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