this statue is in liverpoor john lennon airport.
can we have an album cover/publicity photo of me pointing a gun at it?
the inlay can have photos of the band being beaten up by security guards.
it can be a single. then for the second cd (yes, we sell out whores) i can be pissing on jimi hendrix's grave (or jim morrison's, i'm not picky.. just really need the toilet and paris is nearer right?).
it would be more appropriate to be vomiting onto jimi hendrix's grave.
or shitting on jim morrison's, because the doors were shit (i guess that's the point anyway)
but yes, maybe one of us could rape courtney love, alan moore. that would get us loads of publicity, burning down churches is so 90's (and would also get us the wrong kind of fans.. but at least we'd deter the inevitable unwanted skinhead contingency that comes with being in a metal band).
also, i just noticed that it was in an airport (not a mall, why i thought that i don't know). so it's more likely we'll be being shot by security guards than beaten up.
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it can be a single. then for the second cd (yes, we sell out whores) i can be pissing on jimi hendrix's grave (or jim morrison's, i'm not picky.. just really need the toilet and paris is nearer right?).
maybe one of us could rape courtney love.
it would be more appropriate to be vomiting onto jimi hendrix's grave.
or shitting on jim morrison's, because the doors were shit (i guess that's the point anyway)
but yes, maybe one of us could rape courtney love, alan moore. that would get us loads of publicity, burning down churches is so 90's (and would also get us the wrong kind of fans.. but at least we'd deter the inevitable unwanted skinhead contingency that comes with being in a metal band).
apparently all you need to is..
hey everyone, go and shoot george bush. i will give you a free copy of our album (signed and soiled) if you assassinate him
also, i just noticed that it was in an airport (not a mall, why i thought that i don't know). so it's more likely we'll be being shot by security guards than beaten up.
word to your trigger happy cops
security guard 187
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